Sunday, 5 October 2014

BOURNEMOUTH PIER SURVIVAL KIT !!!

THIS IS A RE-POST AND A FURTHER PLEA FOR SANITY ? AS IT LOOKS LIKE THERE MAY BE WAVES AT THE PIER ON MONDAY ?. LETS TRY AND SURF SAFE AND LOOK WHERE WE'RE GOING OUT THERE ? THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS LOOKING AFTER YOUR FELLOW SURFER !! AND NOT CATCHING THE WAVE IF YOU'RE GONNA KILL OR MAIM SOMEONE !!??. DONT DROP IN AS IT LEADS TO FRICTION ! COMMUNICATE, STATE GOING LEFT/RIGHT WILL HELP!. LONGBOARDERS/SUP DONT TAKE EVERY WAVE COS U CAN !!,THAT GOES FOR HOT SHORTBOARDERS AS WELL!. THE MAIN PEAK AT BOURNEMOUTH PIER IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE WORST PLACE TO LEARN TO SURF, ITS JUST TOO DANGEROUS NOW !! SO LEARNERS SHOULD BE ENCOURAGED TO GO DOWN THE BEACH OFF THE MAIN PEAK TO GET THE HANG OF IT AND WORK UP TO THE MAIN PEAK NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND ???. DONT THINK I'M BEING ELITIST, JUST TRYING TO STAVE OFF THE INEVITABLE INJURIES AND PUNCH UPS THIS WINTER !!. xx Guy.

Friday, 3 October 2014

DAVE "BAD ASS" BADLAN ON HIS BONZER !!


BRITISH/WELSH EX-PATRIOT DOWN IN OZ, AND A BONZER CONVERT I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW !! xx

Tuesday, 30 September 2014

BRUNO TRIES TO COAX HARRY INTO THE SEA, BLESS HIM.


HARRY LIKES WATER, BUT DOESNT LIKE WAVES! HE'S MORE A RIVER DOG. BRUNO EVENTUALLY GOT HARRY IN THE SEA. PROPER LITTLE GENTLEMAN OUR BRUNO xx

Sunday, 28 September 2014

IRISH BONZERS !!!! !!!! !!!!

FERGAL SMITHS ALPHA OMEGA @ FRONT AND ELVIS'S @ BACK WITH FUTURE FIN BOX'S. ELVIS RECKONS THAT THE ALPHA OMEGA TWINNYS ARE THE NEW HOLY GRAIL !!! NOTE THE USE OF MALCOLM AND DUNCANS FLYING SAUCER LOGO, VERY COOL.

Saturday, 27 September 2014

LE BATEAU's FAMOUS HOISIN DUCK PIZZA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I GIVE IT A 10/10, YOU NEED TO TRY THIS FRESHLY MADE WOOD FIRED PIZZA, MADE BY CHEF "SUPER MARIO" xx

Thursday, 25 September 2014

REDEX FINS FOR BONZERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE A FEW SETS OF THESE AVAILABLE TO BUY AS SPARES FOR YOUR REDEX BONZER SYSTEM. A WISE PRECAUTION IF YOU'RE GOING ON A TRIP MAYBE ?? THE FINS ON THEIR OWN ARE £45 INC P+P, THE COMPLETE SET INC PLUGS IS £55 INC P+P. CHEAP AS CHIPS XX GUY.

Sunday, 21 September 2014

CHARLIE PENWARDEN PICKS UP MY NEW SINGLE FIN IN LA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHARLIE PENWARDEN (NO RELATION) STYLING IN LA HAVING PICKED UP THE SINGLE FROM ???????????? JUST TO KEEP YOU'S GUESSING XX.